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After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

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Irish women are strong as fuck

I’m Irish and I can conclude that we are motherfucking metal

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momgonagall:

Captain Americas, Winter Soldiers, Falcons, Black Widows and more at #dragoncon2014 (at Dragoncon2014)

ALL THE SHIELDS!

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onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

have unfollowed 20+ blogs on here already and i will unfollow anyone else who reblogs nude photos taken NON-CONSENSUALLY from these women.  it is sexual violation (fueled by the objectification of women) and anybody who participates that is the literal scum of the earth

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ben-c:

WHY do periods exist and WHY do they hurt so much WHAT kind of evolutionary advantage does this pain give me? Huh? fuck you, darwin

dragons used to ovulate as a form of high status and became immensely respected for the pain they endured. They were only ruled by female dragons, and as we evolved, we kind of lost the high status and respect from males but kept the ovulation.

This is now the answer I’m giving my nieces when they moan to me about cramps.

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fuku-shuu:

Mikasa curling her eyelashes <3

This seems to be attached to Chapter 60 Volume 14 of SnK as a parody, haha.

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dreamingdusk:

a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum

see that bit of grey, faded text? mystery solved.

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rinfeet lunatock whatttt I might’ve reblogged this before but… Our song!!

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Draco and Teddy ^-^

DRACO IS WEARING A WEASLEY SWEATER

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john-kat:

being older than 15 in the homestuck fandom

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Being 18 and older in the Homestuck fandom:
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Being 25 and older in the Homestuck fandom

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being over 30 in the homestuck fandom:

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person: i hate cats
me: what the fuck

clientsfromhell:

I sent a client an HD video, created at the customary HD 16:9 aspect ratio.

Client: Please send me a 4:3 thumbnail of the video.

Me: Okay, sure.

I cut a 3:4 thumbnail out of the 16:9 one and sent it.

Client: I can’t see the whole screen! Please send a 4:3 thumbnail that preserves the…